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Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000

Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 11, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:28:19 +0000

Someday in the future we’ll see movies like “Star Wars XIV – Luke’s Compact Flourescent Lightsaber.” But the news also tries to predict the future … and maybe it shouldn’t. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – 2007 Year In Review!

unclejay — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000

It’s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you. Let’s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there’s got to be some.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 12, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:43:13 +0000

This election’s starting to get ugly! Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao’s Little Red Landfill. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 5, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:25:27 +0000

King Tut “springs forward” from his tomb. Pakistan freedoms “fall back” to Mid-Eastern Standard time. Meatpackers “up chuck” a zillion pounds of bad beef. And Congress “bends over” for Bush again. Can Uncle Jay explain it all?