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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:40:10 +0000

We didn’t see any books on fire, but we’re seeing vast Colorado wildfires, a vast California gas fire, and vast numbers of Democrats about to be fired. Summer’s over, but the heat of politics is just warming up. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 6, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number. Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821. Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!