Uncle Jay Explains The News » Wall Street http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 © unclejay@unclejayexplains.com () unclejay@unclejayexplains.com() 1440 Just another 5ksites.com weblog unclejay@unclejayexplains.com No no http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=175 Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/feed/ 1 2:58 Our economy is saved! nbsp;Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. nbsp;Now, ... Our economy is saved! nbsp;Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. nbsp;Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=174 It’s the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding!  Even the people in charge don’t know how it works!   How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/feed/ 2 00:01:01 It's the White House Cash House! nbsp;The more you lose, the more you get! nbsp;This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government ... It's the White House Cash House! nbsp;The more you lose, the more you get! nbsp;This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works. Hahahaha hellip; just kidding! nbsp;Even the people in charge don't know how it works! nbsp; How do you think they got to be the people in charge? Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/#comments Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=173 DON’T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!  Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that.  In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/feed/ 16 3:06 DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound! nbsp;Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. nbsp;In this special episode, he explains just ... DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound! nbsp;Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. nbsp;In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn't work. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – December 3, 2007 http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/12/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-december-3-2007/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/12/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-december-3-2007/#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:26:50 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2007/12/02/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-december-3-2007/ As you can see, Uncle Jay had a tough time choosing the week’s top news story.  Bigtime elections in Russia & Venezuela, bigtime meetings between Arabs & Israelis, and smalltime bickering between presidential candidates.  Not to mention that scary Terrorist Teddy Bear!  Uncle Jay explains it all.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/12/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-december-3-2007/feed/ 5 3:12 As you can see, Uncle Jay had a tough time choosing the week's top news story.nbsp; Bigtime elections in Russia #38; Venezuela, bigtime meetings between ... As you can see, Uncle Jay had a tough time choosing the week's top news story.nbsp; Bigtime elections in Russia #38; Venezuela, bigtime meetings between Arabs #38; Israelis, and smalltime bickering between presidential candidates. nbsp;Not to mention that scary Terrorist Teddy Bear!nbsp; Uncle Jay explains it all. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 12, 2007 http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/12/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-12-2007/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/12/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-12-2007/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:43:13 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/11/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-12-2007/ This election’s starting to get ugly!  Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao’s Little Red Landfill.  Uncle Jay explains it all!  

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/12/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-12-2007/feed/ 1 3:08 This election's starting to get ugly!nbsp; Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys ... This election's starting to get ugly!nbsp; Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao's Little Red Landfill.nbsp; Uncle Jay explains it all! nbsp; Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007 http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/22/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-22-2007/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/22/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-22-2007/#comments Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-22-2007/ What a week!  Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul.  And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick!  Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits.  And falling Washington approval ratings.  Sorry, no falling oil prices.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/22/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-22-2007/feed/ 0 3:07 What a week! nbsp;Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. nbsp;And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael ... What a week! nbsp;Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. nbsp;And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! nbsp;Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. nbsp;And falling Washington approval ratings. nbsp;Sorry, no falling oil prices.nbsp; Uncle Jay explains it all! Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No