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Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:32:18 +0000

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored all of the summer’s news, so this week he tries to guess what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 03:29:34 +0000

The madness isn’t just on the court. No, the game is hot between the Mighty Qadaffy Ducks and the Ragtag Rebels, with the Krazy Koalitions running interference. Uncle Jay can barely fit in any real news! But he does.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:44:50 +0000

Oscars, shmoscars. Anybody can make a movie about a stammering dancing boxer who has bizarre dreams about cutting off his arm while searching for his biological father on Facebook. The news, though, that’s hard! Especially now, with revolutions raging from the Mideast to the Midwest. Uncle Jay Explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 28, 2009

Russ — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:02:02 +0000

Ex-politicians dance on TV while REAL politicians tango with tyrants! The world’s leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something. Maybe. Uncle Jay explains it all!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000

One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000

How many Presidents does it take to change a country? Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000

California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – December 17, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:11:31 +0000

Steroids roasting on a open fire … Jack Frost nipping at half the continent. And kids dressed up like little ho’s. Oh wait, that’s Halloween. Although it’s been said many times, many ways … Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 19, 2007

unclejay — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:50:17 +0000

Another report says the Earth is warming and we’re all going to spoil! Another Presidential debate helps undecided voters decide to watch Dancing With the Stars. And another OJ Simpson trial! Uncle Jay explains it all!