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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 9, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Multiple choice: TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.  This week, they pretty much gave us the answer, didn&#8217;t they?  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/11/uncle-jay-explains-oct-12-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey!  Uncle Jay isn&#8217;t George Bush either, where&#8217;s HIS medal?  Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon.   Plus, Halloween&#8217;s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping&#8217;s done.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning?  Whether it&#8217;s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody&#8217;s way, way ahead in the downhill race.   Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning?  Whether it&#8217;s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody&#8217;s way, way ahead in the downhill race.   Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:12</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning?  Whether it's TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody's way, way ahead in the ...</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/28/uncle-jay-explains-july-4th-special/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/28/uncle-jay-explains-july-4th-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to sing America&#8217;s praises for the 4th!   Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead.  Ever since December&#8217;s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again.  So by popular demand, here&#8217;s 2009 in review.  How&#8217;s that for punctual?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">It&#8217;s time to sing America&#8217;s praises for the 4th!   Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead.  Ever since December&#8217;s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again.  So by popular demand, here&#8217;s 2009 in review.  How&#8217;s <em>that</em> for punctual?</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:26</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>It's time to sing America's praises for the 4th!   Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead.  Ever since December's year in review, fans ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's time to sing America's praises for the 4th!   Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead.  Ever since December's year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again.  So by popular demand, here's 2009 in review.  How's that for punctual?</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: March 2, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t worry!  No matter how hard the times may be, no matter how deep into debt our country gets, you can count on politicians to make promises they can&#8217;t possibly keep.   And on Uncle Jay to explain it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Don&#8217;t worry!  No matter how hard the times may be, no matter how deep into debt our country gets, you can count on politicians to make promises they can&#8217;t possibly keep.   And on Uncle Jay to explain it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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