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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill!   This week, millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella.  Uncle Jay explains it all!!]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you think things are at their worst, we get a bonus!  It&#8217;s so backwards that Rihanna&#8217;s on Nightline and Barack Obama&#8217;s on the Tonight Show.   Uncle Jay explains why basketball is the only news that&#8217;s NOT madness.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Thanksgiving week, but doesn&#8217;t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock?  Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock.  The news could use a bailout.]]></description>
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