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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 12, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:49:50 +0000

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word “change” was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000

Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search? Can I get butter with my pat-down? Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:56:21 +0000

Do not confuse George Bush’s book with Keith Richards’ book! They mean very different things by “Mission Accomplished.” Also, Congress and Obama try to accomplish keeping each other from accomplishing anything. And the TSA uses full body scans looking for contraband Happy Meals! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 4, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:40:11 +0000

Which is crazier … the year just done or the year to come? In 2010, maybe Iran will give up nukes, Congress will pass good laws and Tiger Woods will coach at Putt-Putt. Uncle Jay explains it all! (for Singing Year in Review see last week)

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:51:27 +0000

Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them. The system works! And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 14, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:01:43 +0000

Tax time! In America there are no exceptions, so let’s hope Pope Benedict is keeping all his receipts. Stories in the news have been sort of like taxes, too, because they just won’t go away: the fighting in Iraq, the sinking economy, the squabbling Democrats, the ailing airlines, the Rolling Stones. Uncle Jay explains it all!