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Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000

One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000

Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 5, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:21:53 +0000

Wait a minute! Uncle Jay hasn’t sunk to making Miley Cyrus the week’s top story, has he? Don’t worry, that’s at the end, because there was plenty of other news that was even dumber. Check it out … maybe the dumbest story is the one you think is most important!