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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 25, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 22:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The future and the past boldly go where I&#8217;ll be back!  If you&#8217;re not sure what day, year or planet you&#8217;re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more.  But Uncle Jay explains it all!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">The future and the past boldly go where I&#8217;ll be back!  If you&#8217;re not sure what day, year or planet you&#8217;re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more.  But Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The future and the past boldly go where I'll be back! nbsp;If you're not sure what day, year or planet you're traveling through, the news ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The future and the past boldly go where I'll be back! nbsp;If you're not sure what day, year or planet you're traveling through, the news will confuse you even more. nbsp;But Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We&#8217;re handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it&#8217;s about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we&#8217;ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That&#8217;s all, folks!
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		<itunes:subtitle>DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound!! nbsp;We're handling it! nbsp;They said that about the economy, now it's about the flu. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains why we'll ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound!! nbsp;We're handling it! nbsp;They said that about the economy, now it's about the flu. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains why we'll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus. nbsp;That's all, folks!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; 2007 Year In Review!</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/12/31/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-2007-year-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!  
For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.  Let&#8217;s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there&#8217;s got to be some.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">It&#8217;s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay <span style="font-weight: bold">sings</span>!<span>  </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.<span>  </span>Let&#8217;s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there&#8217;s got to be some.<!--EndFragment--></span></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>It's the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!nbsp; 

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.nbsp; Let's look ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!nbsp; 

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.nbsp; Let's look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 hellip; there's got to be some.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; December 17, 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steroids roasting on a open fire … Jack Frost nipping at half the continent.   And kids dressed up like little ho&#8217;s.   Oh wait, that&#8217;s Halloween.   Although it&#8217;s been said many times, many ways … Uncle Jay explains it all!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Steroids roasting on a open fire … Jack Frost nipping at half the continent.<span>   </span>And kids dressed up like little ho&#8217;s.<span>   </span>Oh wait, that&#8217;s Halloween.<span>   </span>Although it&#8217;s been said many times, many ways … Uncle Jay explains it all!<!--EndFragment--></span></p>
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<itunes:duration>3:00</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Steroids roasting on a open fire hellip; Jack Frost nipping at half the continent.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;And kids dressed up like little ho's.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Oh wait, that's Halloween.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Although it's been ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Steroids roasting on a open fire hellip; Jack Frost nipping at half the continent.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;And kids dressed up like little ho's.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Oh wait, that's Halloween.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Although it's been said many times, many ways hellip; Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; December 10, 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was Chanukah, but this week&#8217;s news just didn&#8217;t seem kosher.   Suddenly Iran&#8217;s got no nukes?   Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?   And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?   Uncle Jay explains it all!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">It was Chanukah, but this week&#8217;s news just didn&#8217;t seem kosher.<span>   </span>Suddenly Iran&#8217;s got no nukes?<span>   </span>Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?<span>   </span>And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?<span>   </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>3:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>It was Chanukah, but this week's news just didn't seem kosher.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly Iran's got no nukes?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;And which is worse: ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It was Chanukah, but this week's news just didn't seem kosher.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly Iran's got no nukes?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; October 8, 2007</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/08/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-8-2007/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/08/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-8-2007/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black"><span style="font-family: Times;">The news is torture!<span> </span>But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture.<span> </span>And sex!<span> </span>And drugs!<span> </span>Sorry, no rock and roll.<span> </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span></span></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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