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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lessons learned from this week&#8217;s news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!</span><br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties!   The News&#8217;s Got Talent!]]></description>
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