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Uncle Jay Explains: August 16, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:44:39 +0000

Steven Slater’s job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston’s flight has been canceled again, and Congress’ ethics are not in the full upright position. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000

BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere … even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House! Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 12, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:22:04 +0000

The day we have to file our taxes is the same day that Lincoln died, the Titanic sank, and “Doggie in the Window” hit #1. The news has enough surprise disasters, we don’t really need to schedule any. But since we do, Uncle Jay explains it all, including the required Tiger Woods joke.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 5, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 04:13:29 +0000

With a new iPad, all the news is so much more A) exciting; B) expensive; C) easier to drop and break; D) liable to get stolen. Uncle Jay tries to explain it all before his battery gives out.

Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000

Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops! So what’s left to expain? The good stuff, of course. Haha, april Fool!

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:36:34 +0000

The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:18:21 +0000

There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars! It’s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform. Dude, it’s hard to explain, but Uncle Jay does.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:01:04 +0000

America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone. Thank goodness one of these questions has an easy answer. Uncle Jay explains the rest!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000

Conan’s upset. Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong. As does Heidi. How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it? Uncle Jay tries to explain.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:57:53 +0000

Obama says having his Peace Prize won’t keep him from kicking butt. Congress says having no money won’t keep them from spending more. But Tiger says having no endorsements WILL keep him from playing more. Uncle Jay explains it all!