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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000

Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search? Can I get butter with my pat-down? Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:51:27 +0000

Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them. The system works! And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 23, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:42:49 +0000

Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill! This week, millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella. Uncle Jay explains it all!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. The news could use a bailout.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 25, 2007

unclejay — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:57:28 +0000

Shoppers, start your engines! While your parents search for presents … uh, er, that is, so they can tell Santa what to bring to you … the news searches for the same old holiday-themed stories to give us yet again, whether we want them or not. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 19, 2007

unclejay — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:50:17 +0000

Another report says the Earth is warming and we’re all going to spoil! Another Presidential debate helps undecided voters decide to watch Dancing With the Stars. And another OJ Simpson trial! Uncle Jay explains it all!