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		<description><![CDATA[Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity?  The news was full of tough questions like this all week.  Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and more! ]]></description>
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