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Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:12:06 +0000

Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody talked about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). They’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:15:26 +0000

Happy New Year! If only it wasn’t starting with such a terrible, never-ending conflict. But enough about Jen and Angelina … Uncle Jay explains everything else!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:20:31 +0000

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere! Or not. There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound! Uncle Jay explains it all.

(Thanks for everybody’s get-well wishes. Uncle Jay’s voice still sounds sick but he’s feeling fine.)