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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: 2009 in Review!</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/12/20/uncle-jay-explains-year-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Uncle Jay&#8217;s famous Singing Year in Review!   Last year&#8217;s went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1).    Re-live the year&#8217;s news and sing along with Uncle Jay!  Oh wait, you can&#8217;t … he changed all the words.  See you in January!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">It&#8217;s Uncle Jay&#8217;s famous Singing Year in Review!   Last year&#8217;s went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1).    Re-live the year&#8217;s news and sing along with Uncle Jay!   Oh wait, you can&#8217;t … he changed all the words.   See you in January!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>It's Uncle Jay's famous Singing Year in Review!   Last year's went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1).    Re-live the year's news and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's Uncle Jay's famous Singing Year in Review!   Last year's went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1).    Re-live the year's news and sing along with Uncle Jay!   Oh wait, you can't … he changed all the words.   See you in January!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 9, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/08/uncle-jay-explains-nov-9-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=931</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Multiple choice: TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.  This week, they pretty much gave us the answer, didn&#8217;t they?  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Multiple choice:  TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.  This week, they pretty much gave us the answer, didn&#8217;t they?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Multiple choice:  TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.  This week, they pretty much gave us ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Multiple choice:  TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.  This week, they pretty much gave us the answer, didn't they?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Featured, Video Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer&#8217;s movie, or at a health care bill that&#8217;s ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer&#8217;s movie, or at a health care bill that&#8217;s ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  <em>(note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)</em></span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:16</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Featured, Video Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/08/30/uncle-jay-explains-august-31-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/08/30/uncle-jay-explains-august-31-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=812</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn&#8217;t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time.   Can&#8217;t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs?   Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn&#8217;t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time.   Can&#8217;t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs?   Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson! </span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:06</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn't been Hakuna Matata there for a long time.   Can't health care ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn't been Hakuna Matata there for a long time.   Can't health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs?   Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson! </itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/14/uncle-jay-explains-june-15-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/14/uncle-jay-explains-june-15-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=747</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget all that stupid little news!  Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired &#8230; who cares?  The BIG news is Uncle Jay&#8217;s big announcement!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Forget all that stupid little news!  Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired &#8230; who cares?  The BIG news is Uncle Jay&#8217;s big announcement! </span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:05</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Forget all that stupid little news!  Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired ... who cares?  The BIG news is ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Forget all that stupid little news!  Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired ... who cares?  The BIG news is Uncle Jay's big announcement! </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Featured, Video Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/05/10/uncle-jay-explains-may-11-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/05/10/uncle-jay-explains-may-11-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that&#8217;s about as sunny as things are going at the moment.   Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that&#8217;s really annoying.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that&#8217;s about as sunny as things are going at the moment.   Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that&#8217;s really annoying.</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>2:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that's about as sunny as things are going at the ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that's about as sunny as things are going at the moment.   Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that's really annoying.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 4, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/05/03/uncle-jay-explains-may-4-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 22:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:05</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they've named the flu this week, do not watch TV or ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they've named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Featured, Video Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/26/uncle-jay-explains-april-27-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We&#8217;re handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it&#8217;s about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we&#8217;ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That&#8217;s all, folks!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">DON&#8217;T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We&#8217;re handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it&#8217;s about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we&#8217;ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That&#8217;s all, folks!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>2:50</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>DON'T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We're handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it's about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we'll ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>DON'T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We're handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it's about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we'll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That's all, folks!</itunes:summary>
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