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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:05:25 +0000

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:26:35 +0000

Just as the miners in Chile get dug out, politicians in America dig to new depths. Most candidates are proudly proclaiming, “Hey, he’s even worse than me!” Not exactly Lincoln, but it’ll have to do. Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 9, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:57:57 +0000

Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong. How is this possible from such dedicated professionals? Uncle Jay explains how the news screws up now and then … “now” meaning today and “then” meaning every day before now.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 28, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:30:14 +0000

Summer fiction episode! Enjoy great fantasies like: Afghanistan’s going great! Elena Kagan will reveal her thoughts! Senators actually hear in hearings! Twilight fans care about critics! We all love to spell “Patraeus!” Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: April 26, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:21:25 +0000

It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah, that bad.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:30:03 +0000

SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong condemnation for him/her by liberals/conservatives with a song/song!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 12, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:22:04 +0000

The day we have to file our taxes is the same day that Lincoln died, the Titanic sank, and “Doggie in the Window” hit #1. The news has enough surprise disasters, we don’t really need to schedule any. But since we do, Uncle Jay explains it all, including the required Tiger Woods joke.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000

Conan’s upset. Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong. As does Heidi. How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it? Uncle Jay tries to explain.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!