Uncle Jay Explains The News » Stock market http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 2006-2007 unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) 1440 http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News » Stock market http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Helping Small Minds Understand Big News, Every Monday! Uncle Jay Uncle Jay unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no no Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/08/28/uncle-jay-explains-aug-29-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/08/28/uncle-jay-explains-aug-29-2011/#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:52:45 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=2095 How crazy a week was it?   The earth shook!  The sky swirled!  The waves crashed!  And Beyonce is pregnant!  Uncle Jay, um, explains?

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/08/28/uncle-jay-explains-aug-29-2011/feed/ 14 3:34 How crazy a week was it?   The earth shook!  The sky swirled!  The waves crashed!  And Beyonce is pregnant!  Uncle Jay, um, explains? How crazy a week was it?   The earth shook!  The sky swirled!  The waves crashed!  And Beyonce is pregnant!  Uncle Jay, um, explains? Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 8, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:10:01 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1633 The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/feed/ 38 3:17 The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay ... The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: August 30, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/29/uncle-jay-explains-august-30-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/29/uncle-jay-explains-august-30-2010/#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:14:39 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1420 In the media, reporters cheer, “We’ll Always Have Paris!”  In Washington, citizens demand, “Restore honor!” to a government that’s away on vacation.  By the way, so is Uncle Jay!   He’ll be back soon!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/29/uncle-jay-explains-august-30-2010/feed/ 3 3:39 In the media, reporters cheer, "We'll Always Have Paris!"  In Washington, citizens demand, "Restore honor!" to a government that's away on vacation.  By the way, ... In the media, reporters cheer, "We'll Always Have Paris!"  In Washington, citizens demand, "Restore honor!" to a government that's away on vacation.  By the way, so is Uncle Jay!   He'll be back soon! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: August 16, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:44:39 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1401 Steven Slater’s job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston’s flight has been canceled again, and Congress’ ethics are not in the full upright position.  Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/feed/ 11 3:18 Steven Slater's job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston's flight has been canceled again, and Congress' ethics are ... Steven Slater's job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston's flight has been canceled again, and Congress' ethics are not in the full upright position.  Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: March 8, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/07/uncle-jay-explains-march-8-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/07/uncle-jay-explains-march-8-2010/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:48:35 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1159 The Oscars are over.  But health care reform is still Up In The Air, jobs are still in the Hurt Locker, and Toyotas are still Blind Siding people!  Uncle Jay explains it all in Inglourious detail.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/07/uncle-jay-explains-march-8-2010/feed/ 20 3:26 The Oscars are over.  But health care reform is still Up In The Air, jobs are still in the Hurt Locker, and Toyotas are still ... The Oscars are over.  But health care reform is still Up In The Air, jobs are still in the Hurt Locker, and Toyotas are still Blind Siding people!  Uncle Jay explains it all in Inglourious detail. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=923 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/feed/ 20 3:16 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news ... You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!) Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=345 It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/feed/ 87 00:01:01 It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the ... It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the news --- maybe it'll seem a little better with music. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 27, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/26/uncle-jay-explains-oct-27-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/26/uncle-jay-explains-oct-27-2008/#comments Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:51:59 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=179 The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama’s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain’s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin’s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden’s trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there’s High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/26/uncle-jay-explains-oct-27-2008/feed/ 3 3:02 The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama's getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain's mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin's wiping down ... The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama's getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain's mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin's wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden's trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there's High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all! Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=175 Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/feed/ 1 2:58 Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, ... Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson. Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no