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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lessons learned from this week&#8217;s news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!</span><br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 7, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Socialism!  This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts!  Maybe next time it runs, you&#8217;ll get reparations!   Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.]]></description>
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		<itunes:duration>3:25</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Socialism!  This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts!  Maybe next time it runs, you'll get ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Socialism!  This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts!  Maybe next time it runs, you'll get reparations!   Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 18, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 00:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the &#8220;Deficit?&#8221;  Some kids at school take Deficit to help their attention, is it like that?  Nope.  In the news it&#8217;s about grownups who don&#8217;t pay attention to their money.  That is, OUR money.  Uncle Jay explains The Deficit!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">What is the &#8220;Deficit?&#8221;   Some kids at school take Deficit to help their attention, is it like that?   Nope.  In the news it&#8217;s about grownups who don&#8217;t pay attention to their money.   That is, OUR money.   Uncle Jay explains The Deficit!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:02</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>What is the "Deficit?"   Some kids at school take Deficit to help their attention, is it like that?   Nope.  In the news it's ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What is the "Deficit?"   Some kids at school take Deficit to help their attention, is it like that?   Nope.  In the news it's about grownups who don't pay attention to their money.   That is, OUR money.   Uncle Jay explains The Deficit!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: April 13, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Socialism!  You&#8217;re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook.  Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it&#8217;s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Socialism!  You&#8217;re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook.  Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it&#8217;s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:00</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Socialism!  You're wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook.  Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it's been in the ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Socialism!  You're wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook.  Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it's been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 9, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was <em>Congress</em> who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:02</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; January 28, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A monstrous week!  From Cloverfield to monster primary campaigns, not to mention the monstrous problem with the economy.  The scariest thing isn&#8217;t that the economy&#8217;s sick … it&#8217;s that the government&#8217;s playing doctor!  Uncle Jay explains the government&#8217;s &#8220;stimulus&#8221; plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">A monstrous week!<span>  </span>From Cloverfield to monster primary campaigns, not to mention the monstrous problem with the economy.<span>  </span>The scariest thing isn&#8217;t that the economy&#8217;s sick … it&#8217;s that the government&#8217;s playing doctor!<span>  </span>Uncle Jay explains the government&#8217;s &#8220;stimulus&#8221; plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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