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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol.  Let&#8217;s hope Chelsea&#8217;s marriage lasts longer than this year&#8217;s campaign promises.  Let&#8217;s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car.  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">Let&#8217;s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol.  Let&#8217;s hope Chelsea&#8217;s marriage lasts longer than this year&#8217;s campaign promises.  Let&#8217;s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car.  Uncle Jay explains!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:27</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Let's hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol.  Let's hope Chelsea's marriage lasts longer than this year's ...</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; March 31, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot. Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">April Fool!<span> </span>Or is it?<span> </span>So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot.<span> </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:11</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot. Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; January 21, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude!  There&#8217;s real reality, and then there&#8217;s pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn&#8217;t it?   Then again, American Idol doesn&#8217;t air attack ads or phone you during dinner.   Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Dude!  There&#8217;s real reality, and then there&#8217;s pretend reality.<span>   </span>Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.<span>  Uh, i</span>sn&#8217;t it?<span>   </span>Then again, American Idol doesn&#8217;t air attack ads or phone you during dinner.<span>   </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Dude!  There's real reality, and then there's pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn't it?   Then ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Dude!  There's real reality, and then there's pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn't it?   Then again, American Idol doesn't air attack ads or phone you during dinner.   Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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