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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000

They’re calling it the Twitter Revolution. That’s gonna look pretty dorky in the history books. And the Senate apologized for slavery! Thanks, can’t wait for “Oops, sorry about Prohibition.” Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000

One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:14:00 +0000

So Christian Bale has a potty mouth. But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger! How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:15:26 +0000

Happy New Year! If only it wasn’t starting with such a terrible, never-ending conflict. But enough about Jen and Angelina … Uncle Jay explains everything else!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 15, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:07:33 +0000

SPECIAL EPISODE! Uncle Jay explains the royal pain that is “The Government.” Why does the news waste valuable time covering the government instead of IMPORTANT stuff, like Britney & Bratz? Find out how government “works.” Hahaha.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 8, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000

The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!