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Uncle Jay Explains: July 13, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000

Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 6, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number. Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821. Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 27, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:51:59 +0000

The final days of the election plunge ahead! Obama’s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain’s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin’s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden’s trying to plug up his mouth. Oh yeah, and there’s High School Musical 3. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000

It’s the White House Cash House! The more you lose, the more you get! This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding! Even the people in charge don’t know how it works! How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:41:10 +0000

Why is this election going insane? Maybe it’s the high stakes. Maybe it’s the internet. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Put on your best lipstick as Uncle Jay explains the latest.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: September 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:09:15 +0000

It’s hard to explain a general election when it’s turned into General Hospital. Throw in a few hurricanes and Guitar Hero, and Uncle Jay has quite a job this week.