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Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 22, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:42:58 +0000

Mideast violence! The stock market! The economy! Politics! How can the media allow stupid stuff like this to get in the way of Kim Kardashian’s wedding coverage? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000

Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage. America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date! Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 26, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:48:02 +0000

Hello, fellow racists! Now that that’s out of the way, let the healing begin! Just what is it with race, anyway, and why does America still have such trouble with it? Uncle Jay may not explain it perfectly, but he can’t make things any worse than a real newscast does.

Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000

BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere … even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House! Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 26, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:21:25 +0000

It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah, that bad.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:30:03 +0000

SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong condemnation for him/her by liberals/conservatives with a song/song!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000

Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops! So what’s left to expain? The good stuff, of course. Haha, april Fool!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:45 +0000

That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all, without funny commercials.

Uncle Jay Explains: 2009 in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:17:13 +0000

It’s Uncle Jay’s famous Singing Year in Review! Last year’s went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1). Re-live the year’s news and sing along with Uncle Jay! Oh wait, you can’t … he changed all the words. See you in January!