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Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:44:50 +0000

Oscars, shmoscars. Anybody can make a movie about a stammering dancing boxer who has bizarre dreams about cutting off his arm while searching for his biological father on Facebook. The news, though, that’s hard! Especially now, with revolutions raging from the Mideast to the Midwest. Uncle Jay Explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 13, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000

Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: September 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:09:15 +0000

It’s hard to explain a general election when it’s turned into General Hospital. Throw in a few hurricanes and Guitar Hero, and Uncle Jay has quite a job this week.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 18, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:58:53 +0000

Uncle Jay has a quick congratulations for Michael Phelps, and then: Britney Spears! Paris Hilton! Barack Obama! John McCain! You’ll be thrilled to know that none of these people are in this week’s episode. We go straight to Men’s Synchronized Bombing, which Russia might sweep. Uncle Jay explains it all, and earns a Cement Medal.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!