Uncle Jay Explains The News » Rush Limbaugh http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 © unclejay@unclejayexplains.com () unclejay@unclejayexplains.com() 1440 Just another 5ksites.com weblog unclejay@unclejayexplains.com No no http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 7, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/06/uncle-jay-explains-sept-7-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/06/uncle-jay-explains-sept-7-2009/#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:01 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=819 Socialism!  This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts!  Maybe next time it runs, you’ll get reparations!   Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/06/uncle-jay-explains-sept-7-2009/feed/ 22 3:25 Socialism! nbsp;This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts! nbsp;Maybe next time it runs, you'll get ... Socialism! nbsp;This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts! nbsp;Maybe next time it runs, you'll get reparations! nbsp; Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you. Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=719 These deals are IN-SAAANE!  Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got.  Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/feed/ 18 3:07 These deals are IN-SAAANE! nbsp;Okay, that's wasn't quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. nbsp;Over ... These deals are IN-SAAANE! nbsp;Okay, that's wasn't quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. nbsp;Over there, free floor mats don't close the deal. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: April 13, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/12/uncle-jay-explains-april-13-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/12/uncle-jay-explains-april-13-2009/#comments Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:47:25 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=655 Socialism!  You’re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook.  Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it’s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/12/uncle-jay-explains-april-13-2009/feed/ 52 3:00 Socialism! nbsp;You're wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it's been in the ... Socialism! nbsp;You're wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it's been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you. Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=603 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/feed/ 21 3:01 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time hellip; most other savings have disappeared. nbsp;Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the ... Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time hellip; most other savings have disappeared. nbsp;Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. nbsp;And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 2, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/01/uncle-jay-explains-feb-2-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/01/uncle-jay-explains-feb-2-2009/#comments Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:52:42 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=521 Groundhog Day!  It’s a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don’t have Rod Blagojevich to kick around anymore.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/01/uncle-jay-explains-feb-2-2009/feed/ 13 3:03 Groundhog Day! nbsp;It's a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don't have Rod ... Groundhog Day! nbsp;It's a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don't have Rod Blagojevich to kick around anymore. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/01/11/uncle-jay-explains-jan-12-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/01/11/uncle-jay-explains-jan-12-2009/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=465 How many Presidents does it take to change a country?  Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/01/11/uncle-jay-explains-jan-12-2009/feed/ 13 3:06 How many Presidents does it take to change a country? nbsp;Last week we had five, now we're back to one and a half, and next ... How many Presidents does it take to change a country? nbsp;Last week we had five, now we're back to one and a half, and next week hellip; Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 25, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/24/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-february-25-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/24/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-february-25-2008/#comments Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:01 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/24/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-february-25-2008/ A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here …  A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down.  But the Oscars showed UP!  What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/24/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-february-25-2008/feed/ 2 00:01:01 A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here ... nbsp;A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid ... A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here ... nbsp;A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down. nbsp;But the Oscars showed UP! nbsp;What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all! Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/01/06/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-january-7-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/01/06/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-january-7-2008/#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2008/01/06/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-january-7-2008/ Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been.  It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire?  And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway?  Uncle Jay explains what he can.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/01/06/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-january-7-2008/feed/ 1 3:02 Well, let's look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been.nbsp; It didn't even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the ... Well, let's look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been.nbsp; It didn't even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who's going to be President of New Hampshire? nbsp;And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? nbsp;Uncle Jay explains what he can. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No