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Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 9, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:57:57 +0000

Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong. How is this possible from such dedicated professionals? Uncle Jay explains how the news screws up now and then … “now” meaning today and “then” meaning every day before now.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 14, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:09:19 +0000

Maybe Helen Thomas’ new career could be doing PR for BP. Nah. How about starring in the next version of The A-Team? Hey, this is more fun than explaining real news. But Uncle Jay takes aim and HE SCO-O-ORES!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:01:04 +0000

America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone. Thank goodness one of these questions has an easy answer. Uncle Jay explains the rest!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:45 +0000

That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all, without funny commercials.

Uncle Jay Explains: 2009 in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:17:13 +0000

It’s Uncle Jay’s famous Singing Year in Review! Last year’s went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1). Re-live the year’s news and sing along with Uncle Jay! Oh wait, you can’t … he changed all the words. See you in January!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 7, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:01 +0000

Socialism! This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts! Maybe next time it runs, you’ll get reparations! Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 13, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:47:25 +0000

Socialism! You’re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it’s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.