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Uncle Jay Explains: July 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:12:06 +0000

Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody talked about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). They’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 2, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:52:42 +0000

Groundhog Day! It’s a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don’t have Rod Blagojevich to kick around anymore. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:27:48 +0000

Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, is that spelled wrong? No, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they’re important, just ask them. You’ll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 12, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:57:14 +0000

How does she keep going? Uncle Jay explains everything with this week’s News Word. Well, not everything … nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it. But it’s Monday, so Uncle Jay’s gotta try!