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Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000

One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:06:43 +0000

Dude! There’s real reality, and then there’s pretend reality. Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol. Uh, isn’t it? Then again, American Idol doesn’t air attack ads or phone you during dinner. Uncle Jay explains it all!