Uncle Jay Explains The News » Pope Benedict

Uncle Jay Explains: May 2, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:29 +0000

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 5, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 04:13:29 +0000

With a new iPad, all the news is so much more A) exciting; B) expensive; C) easier to drop and break; D) liable to get stolen. Uncle Jay tries to explain it all before his battery gives out.

Uncle Jay Explains: July 13, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000

Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:48:27 +0000

Sometimes bad news can be good news. When? When everybody expected even worse news! Sorry, that’s about as sunny as things are going at the moment. Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that’s really annoying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:27:51 +0000

Are our presidential candidates “elitists?” Dare we elect anyone who’s smarter, more informed and more experienced than Homer Simpson? In this very special episode, Uncle Jay explains why politicians are sometimes accused of actually being smarter than the people who vote for them.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 14, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:01:43 +0000

Tax time! In America there are no exceptions, so let’s hope Pope Benedict is keeping all his receipts. Stories in the news have been sort of like taxes, too, because they just won’t go away: the fighting in Iraq, the sinking economy, the squabbling Democrats, the ailing airlines, the Rolling Stones. Uncle Jay explains it all!