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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s cold out, really cold.  How cold is it, Uncle Jay?  It&#8217;s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue.  It&#8217;s so cold, none of Harry Reid&#8217;s friends&#8217; phones seem to be working.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; May 26, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 21:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catch Uncle Jay&#8217;s rerun from last May 28 and see how much his budget has improved in lighting and News Word boards.  New episode next Monday! Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous &#8220;Congress Recess&#8221; episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Catch Uncle Jay&#8217;s rerun from last May 28 and see how much his budget has improved in lighting and News Word boards.  New episode next Monday!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous &#8220;Congress Recess&#8221; episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on Sunday, June 1st.  Hey, if you&#8217;re in the neighborhood, come meet him.  For details, click <a href="http://www.firstsundays.com">here.</a><a><!--EndFragment--></a></span><a></a></p>
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Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous "Congress Recess" episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on Sunday, June 1st.  Hey, if you're in the neighborhood, come meet him.  For details, click here.

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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; January 21, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude!  There&#8217;s real reality, and then there&#8217;s pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn&#8217;t it?   Then again, American Idol doesn&#8217;t air attack ads or phone you during dinner.   Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Dude!  There&#8217;s real reality, and then there&#8217;s pretend reality.<span>   </span>Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.<span>  Uh, i</span>sn&#8217;t it?<span>   </span>Then again, American Idol doesn&#8217;t air attack ads or phone you during dinner.<span>   </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:summary>Dude!  There's real reality, and then there's pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn't it?   Then again, American Idol doesn't air attack ads or phone you during dinner.   Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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