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Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 09 May 2011 02:03:32 +0000

Osama-Rama! Osama is now like Elvis, enjoying a great popular surge thanks to the ultimate career move. Uncle Jay explains every version of exactly what happened!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 25, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:05:07 +0000

The future and the past boldly go where I’ll be back! If you’re not sure what day, year or planet you’re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more. But Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 12, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:43:13 +0000

This election’s starting to get ugly! Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao’s Little Red Landfill. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 5, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:25:27 +0000

King Tut “springs forward” from his tomb. Pakistan freedoms “fall back” to Mid-Eastern Standard time. Meatpackers “up chuck” a zillion pounds of bad beef. And Congress “bends over” for Bush again. Can Uncle Jay explain it all?