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Uncle Jay Explains: 2011 Singing Year in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000

This year had so much melodic news that Uncle Jay couldn’t fit it all in. But hey, you can get the EXTENDED EPISODE on this year’s 2011 DVD, available on Uncle Jay’s website. Thanks for being Uncle Jay’s job creator!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:32:18 +0000

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored all of the summer’s news, so this week he tries to guess what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 16 May 2011 01:20:41 +0000

The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday. One consolation: no 2012 election! And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one? Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 09 May 2011 02:03:32 +0000

Osama-Rama! Osama is now like Elvis, enjoying a great popular surge thanks to the ultimate career move. Uncle Jay explains every version of exactly what happened!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000

BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere … even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House! Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 13, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:03:46 +0000

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. Do they mean anything anymore? In this holiday rerun (but with 10 all-new seconds!), Uncle Jay explains the difference. Many politicians deny that they’re liberal when they really are, or brag that they’re conservative when they’re really not. But at least they can find some common ground and agree that they’re all lying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:45:42 +0000

Dude, it’s Canned Food Month! Wait a minute, is that really the big news? If the Giants’ victory made you sick, just wait till you see SuperBarf Tuesday, the day all your favorite shows get upchucked by Primaries coverage! Uncle Jay explains everything, in this very special all-non-Britney episode.