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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 13, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:03:46 +0000

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. Do they mean anything anymore? In this holiday rerun (but with 10 all-new seconds!), Uncle Jay explains the difference. Many politicians deny that they’re liberal when they really are, or brag that they’re conservative when they’re really not. But at least they can find some common ground and agree that they’re all lying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:45:42 +0000

Dude, it’s Canned Food Month! Wait a minute, is that really the big news? If the Giants’ victory made you sick, just wait till you see SuperBarf Tuesday, the day all your favorite shows get upchucked by Primaries coverage! Uncle Jay explains everything, in this very special all-non-Britney episode.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 17, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:49:48 +0000

O.J. Simpson arrested! What’s next, Lorena Bobbitt marries Tonya Harding? Will O.J. once again get in the way of REAL news, like Britney’s custody battle? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 10, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:35:19 +0000

The new Fall TV season kicks off with Osama Bin Laden! And will CSI:Baghdad get renewed or cancelled? Also, Vanessa Hudgens moves from the Disney Channel to late night cable. Don’t touch that dial, boys and girls, because Uncle Jay explains everything … except what “that dial” means.