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Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000

California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 3, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:42:37 +0000

This crazy election WILL be over, this week! But then … what? Can you remember life without constant campaigning and debates and attack ads and plumbers? Uncle Jay explains what the world is like after an election finally goes away.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dude! President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East! Also Jimmy Hoffa. And maybe the real Hannah Montana! The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 19, 2007

unclejay — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:50:17 +0000

Another report says the Earth is warming and we’re all going to spoil! Another Presidential debate helps undecided voters decide to watch Dancing With the Stars. And another OJ Simpson trial! Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 17, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:49:48 +0000

O.J. Simpson arrested! What’s next, Lorena Bobbitt marries Tonya Harding? Will O.J. once again get in the way of REAL news, like Britney’s custody battle? Uncle Jay explains it all!