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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 12, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:49:50 +0000

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word “change” was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:32:18 +0000

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored all of the summer’s news, so this week he tries to guess what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000

Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage. America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date! Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:36:42 +0000

On election day, we’ll see how that Rally to Restore Democrats and/or Liberals worked out. Then, we’ll see how those Republicans and/or Tea Partiers work out. And thank goodness that Rally to Blow Up a Plane and/or Synagogue didn’t work out at all. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 03:21:49 +0000

33 victims have been saved in the Chilean mine! But oh, who will save all those victims in the Congressional House? They don’t even WANT to be pulled out. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 31, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:39:48 +0000

Uncle Jay’s back … just in time for an episode that’s sort of a holiday rerun about running American holidays that you might have missed if you ran away for that holiday. All-new episode next week!!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000

Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops! So what’s left to expain? The good stuff, of course. Haha, april Fool!

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:36:34 +0000

The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:57:53 +0000

Obama says having his Peace Prize won’t keep him from kicking butt. Congress says having no money won’t keep them from spending more. But Tiger says having no endorsements WILL keep him from playing more. Uncle Jay explains it all!