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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000

They’re calling it the Twitter Revolution. That’s gonna look pretty dorky in the history books. And the Senate apologized for slavery! Thanks, can’t wait for “Oops, sorry about Prohibition.” Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound!! We’re handling it! They said that about the economy, now it’s about the flu. Uncle Jay explains why we’ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus. That’s all, folks!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 30, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:27:55 +0000

Obviously, President Obama has been watching Uncle Jay. He’s started doing online videos to answer your e-mailed questions. Uncle Jay is flattered, and will reciprocate by spending trillions of dollars of your money. Hit that tip jar!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000

Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 2, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:48:16 +0000

Don’t worry! No matter how hard the times may be, no matter how deep into debt our country gets, you can count on politicians to make promises they can’t possibly keep. And on Uncle Jay to explain it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 23, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:23:58 +0000

Uncle Jay explains our exciting new economy, and also shows his list of “15 Random Things about The News.” You can pause the video to read them all, or click the link over there. Yes, it’s as annoying as the economy!