Uncle Jay Explains The News » NFL http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 © unclejay@unclejayexplains.com () unclejay@unclejayexplains.com() 1440 Just another 5ksites.com weblog unclejay@unclejayexplains.com No no http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/08/16/uncle-jay-explains-august-17-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/08/16/uncle-jay-explains-august-17-2009/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=799 Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul’s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/08/16/uncle-jay-explains-august-17-2009/feed/ 14 2:59 Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. nbsp;And Paula Abdul's available! nbsp;Also, Dick Cheney just tortures ... Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. nbsp;And Paula Abdul's available! nbsp;Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/10/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-11-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/10/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-11-2008/#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=167 The news can be sooo cute!  An adorable political scandal from John Edwards.  Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores.   And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia.  Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/10/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-11-2008/feed/ 0 3:07 The news can be sooo cute! nbsp;An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. nbsp;Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. nbsp; And a cute #38; cuddly military invasion ... The news can be sooo cute! nbsp;An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. nbsp;Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. nbsp; And a cute #38; cuddly military invasion from Russia. nbsp;Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don't have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No