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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 21, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 02:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mideast explodes, Wisconsin implodes, and Old Man Winter reloads.   And we wonder which will shut down first: the NFL or the USA?  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">The Mideast explodes, Wisconsin implodes, and Old Man Winter reloads.   And we wonder which will shut down first: the NFL or the USA?  Uncle Jay explains!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The Mideast explodes, Wisconsin implodes, and Old Man Winter reloads.   And we wonder which will shut down first: the NFL or the USA?  Uncle ...</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lessons learned from this week&#8217;s news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Lessons learned from this week&#8217;s news: </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!</span><br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Lessons learned from this week's news: 

1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there&#8217;s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul&#8217;s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there&#8217;s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul&#8217;s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all! </span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news can be sooo cute!  An adorable political scandal from John Edwards.  Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores.   And a cute &#38; cuddly military invasion from Russia.  Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don&#8217;t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">The news can be sooo cute!  An adorable political scandal from John Edwards.  Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores.   And a cute &amp; cuddly military invasion from Russia.  Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don&#8217;t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime.  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:summary>The news can be sooo cute!  An adorable political scandal from John Edwards.  Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores.   And a cute &#38; cuddly military invasion from Russia.  Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don't have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime.  Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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