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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday.  One consolation: no 2012 election!  And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one?  Uncle Jay explains.]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search?  Can I get butter with my pat-down?   Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter?  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conan&#8217;s upset.  Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong.   As does Heidi.  How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it?  Uncle Jay tries to explain.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internet has so many different ways of giving you the news.  But how do you know which stories to believe?   That&#8217;s easy … none of them!  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">The internet has so many different ways of giving you the news.  But how do you know which stories to believe?   That&#8217;s easy … none of them!  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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