Uncle Jay Explains The News » Nancy Pelosi http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 2006-2007 unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) 1440 http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News » Nancy Pelosi http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Helping Small Minds Understand Big News, Every Monday! Uncle Jay Uncle Jay unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no no Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 4, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/03/uncle-jay-explains-apr-4-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/03/uncle-jay-explains-apr-4-2011/#comments Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:36:52 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1952 As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up!   But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/03/uncle-jay-explains-apr-4-2011/feed/ 6 3:43 As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up!   But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins ... As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up!   But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 10, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/01/09/uncle-jay-explains-jan-10-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/01/09/uncle-jay-explains-jan-10-2011/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:34:06 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1795 Forget Obamacare for now, let’s just repeal the first ten days of 2011!   Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading of the Constitution, and the only resolution Congress can pass is that nobody should shoot them!   Uncle Jay explains, in a golden voiceover.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/01/09/uncle-jay-explains-jan-10-2011/feed/ 18 3:46 Forget Obamacare for now, let's just repeal the first ten days of 2011!   Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading ... Forget Obamacare for now, let's just repeal the first ten days of 2011!   Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading of the Constitution, and the only resolution Congress can pass is that nobody should shoot them!   Uncle Jay explains, in a golden voiceover. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 6, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:00 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1745 After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there’s still Congress!  Uncle Jay explains.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/feed/ 8 3:08 After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there's still ... After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there's still Congress!  Uncle Jay explains. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: August 23, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/22/uncle-jay-explains-august-23-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/22/uncle-jay-explains-august-23-2010/#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:46:12 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1411 Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground.   This issue is so complicated, it can’t even be explained in 140 characters!   Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/22/uncle-jay-explains-august-23-2010/feed/ 8 3:06 Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground.   This issue is so complicated, it can't ... Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground.   This issue is so complicated, it can't even be explained in 140 characters!   Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1187 Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops!   So what’s left to expain?  The good stuff, of course.  Haha, april Fool!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/feed/ 27 3:03 Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing ... Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops!   So what's left to expain?  The good stuff, of course.  Haha, april Fool! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/21/uncle-jay-explains-mar-22-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/21/uncle-jay-explains-mar-22-2010/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:36:34 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1177 The patient survived!  Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/21/uncle-jay-explains-mar-22-2010/feed/ 25 3:07 The patient survived!  Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation.  Uncle Jay explains it all! The patient survived!  Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation.  Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/24/uncle-jay-explains-jan-25-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/24/uncle-jay-explains-jan-25-2010/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1103 Conan’s upset.  Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong.   As does Heidi.  How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it?  Uncle Jay tries to explain.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/24/uncle-jay-explains-jan-25-2010/feed/ 13 3:15 Conan's upset.  Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong.   As does Heidi.  How important can the news be, really, when Andy ... Conan's upset.  Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong.   As does Heidi.  How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it?  Uncle Jay tries to explain. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=923 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/feed/ 20 3:16 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news ... You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!) Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=709 One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/feed/ 17 3:01 One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim ... One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no