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Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

unclejay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?

Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000

Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 13, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:03:46 +0000

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 9, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the famous pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:23:41 +0000

Our economy has entered a, um, well … do we have to go there? Hey, we’re ALREADY there, so Uncle Jay might as well explain it. Get out your calculator! Use it to figure out what you might get for it at the pawn shop, especially if Mom or Dad is in banking.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – 2007 Year In Review!

unclejay — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000

It’s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you. Let’s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there’s got to be some.