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Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 9, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the famous pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:45:42 +0000

Dude, it’s Canned Food Month! Wait a minute, is that really the big news? If the Giants’ victory made you sick, just wait till you see SuperBarf Tuesday, the day all your favorite shows get upchucked by Primaries coverage! Uncle Jay explains everything, in this very special all-non-Britney episode.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dude! President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East! Also Jimmy Hoffa. And maybe the real Hannah Montana! The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 5, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:25:27 +0000

King Tut “springs forward” from his tomb. Pakistan freedoms “fall back” to Mid-Eastern Standard time. Meatpackers “up chuck” a zillion pounds of bad beef. And Congress “bends over” for Bush again. Can Uncle Jay explain it all?

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000

What a week! Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. And falling Washington approval ratings. Sorry, no falling oil prices. Uncle Jay explains it all!