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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 6, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number. Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821. Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. Do they mean anything anymore? In this holiday rerun (but with 10 all-new seconds!), Uncle Jay explains the difference. Many politicians deny that they’re liberal when they really are, or brag that they’re conservative when they’re really not. But at least they can find some common ground and agree that they’re all lying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 2, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:20:40 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. These have to be the two most annoying words in the news. Some people deny that they’re liberal when they are, but some people brag that they’re conservative when they’re not! Weird, huh? What do these words mean? But more importantly, why are words in the news so hard to spell? Uncle Jay explains the left and right of it.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 5, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:21:53 +0000

Wait a minute! Uncle Jay hasn’t sunk to making Miley Cyrus the week’s top story, has he? Don’t worry, that’s at the end, because there was plenty of other news that was even dumber. Check it out … maybe the dumbest story is the one you think is most important!