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Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:52:45 +0000

How crazy a week was it? The earth shook! The sky swirled! The waves crashed! And Beyonce is pregnant! Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:12:06 +0000

Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody talked about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). They’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:48:27 +0000

Sometimes bad news can be good news. When? When everybody expected even worse news! Sorry, that’s about as sunny as things are going at the moment. Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that’s really annoying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 3, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:31:16 +0000

Uncle Jay’s cold doesn’t keep him from explaining the hot news: controversy about Barack Obama’s middle name, more problems in the Middle East (if there were less, THAT would be news), and a Prince Harry adventure (with a special keepsake pullout section about Princess Diana).

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dude! President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East! Also Jimmy Hoffa. And maybe the real Hannah Montana! The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year. Uncle Jay explains it all!