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Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:52:45 +0000

How crazy a week was it? The earth shook! The sky swirled! The waves crashed! And Beyonce is pregnant! Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000

BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere … even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House! Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000

Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops! So what’s left to expain? The good stuff, of course. Haha, april Fool!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:12:06 +0000

Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody talked about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). They’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 3, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:31:16 +0000

Uncle Jay’s cold doesn’t keep him from explaining the hot news: controversy about Barack Obama’s middle name, more problems in the Middle East (if there were less, THAT would be news), and a Prince Harry adventure (with a special keepsake pullout section about Princess Diana).

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dude! President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East! Also Jimmy Hoffa. And maybe the real Hannah Montana! The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year. Uncle Jay explains it all!