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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 14, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Serene, ah?  Not this week.  And that wasn&#8217;t the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted &#8220;You lie!&#8221; because they each thought he was talking to them.   Uncle Jay explains this and more!!]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guns!  Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody!  But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they&#8217;re getting.  Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking &#8220;Start.&#8221;  Figures.]]></description>
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