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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there&#8217;s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul&#8217;s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all! 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there&#8217;s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul&#8217;s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all! </span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. nbsp;And Paula Abdul's available! nbsp;Also, Dick Cheney just tortures ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. nbsp;And Paula Abdul's available! nbsp;Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! </itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/28/uncle-jay-explains-july-4th-special/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to sing America&#8217;s praises for the 4th!   Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead.  Ever since December&#8217;s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again.  So by popular demand, here&#8217;s 2009 in review.  How&#8217;s that for punctual?
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		<itunes:summary>It's time to sing America's praises for the 4th! nbsp; Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. nbsp;Ever since December's year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. nbsp;So by popular demand, here's 2009 in review. nbsp;How's that for punctual?
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; 2007 Year In Review!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!  
For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.  Let&#8217;s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there&#8217;s got to be some.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">It&#8217;s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay <span style="font-weight: bold">sings</span>!<span>  </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.<span>  </span>Let&#8217;s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there&#8217;s got to be some.<!--EndFragment--></span></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>It's the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!nbsp; 

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		<itunes:summary>It's the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!nbsp; 

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you.nbsp; Let's look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 hellip; there's got to be some.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; December 10, 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was Chanukah, but this week&#8217;s news just didn&#8217;t seem kosher.   Suddenly Iran&#8217;s got no nukes?   Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?   And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?   Uncle Jay explains it all!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">It was Chanukah, but this week&#8217;s news just didn&#8217;t seem kosher.<span>   </span>Suddenly Iran&#8217;s got no nukes?<span>   </span>Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?<span>   </span>And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?<span>   </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:summary>It was Chanukah, but this week's news just didn't seem kosher.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly Iran's got no nukes?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;And which is worse: TV without writers, or with?nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; October 8, 2007</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black"><span style="font-family: Times;">The news is torture!<span> </span>But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture.<span> </span>And sex!<span> </span>And drugs!<span> </span>Sorry, no rock and roll.<span> </span>Uncle Jay explains it all!</span></span></p>
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<itunes:duration>3:08</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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