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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

unclejay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?

Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000

They’re calling it the Twitter Revolution. That’s gonna look pretty dorky in the history books. And the Senate apologized for slavery! Thanks, can’t wait for “Oops, sorry about Prohibition.” Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000

Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:52 +0000

Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out. Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:14:00 +0000

So Christian Bale has a potty mouth. But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger! How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 18, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:58:53 +0000

Uncle Jay has a quick congratulations for Michael Phelps, and then: Britney Spears! Paris Hilton! Barack Obama! John McCain! You’ll be thrilled to know that none of these people are in this week’s episode. We go straight to Men’s Synchronized Bombing, which Russia might sweep. Uncle Jay explains it all, and earns a Cement Medal.