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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 27, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:27:09 +0000

Health care reform bill to Emergency, STAT! Obama makes a casual comment about Barbarians at Henry Louis Gates, and suddenly all health breaks loose! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: July 13, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000

Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

unclejay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 28, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:56:53 +0000

Deal or Raw Deal? The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE’s Monday Night Raw. Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – December 3, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:26:50 +0000

As you can see, Uncle Jay had a tough time choosing the week’s top news story. Bigtime elections in Russia & Venezuela, bigtime meetings between Arabs & Israelis, and smalltime bickering between presidential candidates. Not to mention that scary Terrorist Teddy Bear! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 8, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000

The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!