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Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:36:34 +0000

The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:50:56 +0000

President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all, faster than a speeding Toyota!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:18:21 +0000

There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars! It’s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform. Dude, it’s hard to explain, but Uncle Jay does.

Uncle Jay Explains: April 6, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number. Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821. Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 23, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:22:54 +0000

Just when you think things are at their worst, we get a bonus! It’s so backwards that Rihanna’s on Nightline and Barack Obama’s on the Tonight Show. Uncle Jay explains why basketball is the only news that’s NOT madness.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:27:01 +0000

Three “Love Gov’s” in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn’t even the top story! It was Obama’s big speech about race. No, it was the Big Dance. No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout. Or Easter. Tibet. Iraq. The news is harder to follow than J-Lo’s babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:20:31 +0000

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere! Or not. There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound! Uncle Jay explains it all.

(Thanks for everybody’s get-well wishes. Uncle Jay’s voice still sounds sick but he’s feeling fine.)