Uncle Jay Explains The News » Lindsay Lohan http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 2006-2007 unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) 1440 http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News » Lindsay Lohan http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Helping Small Minds Understand Big News, Every Monday! Uncle Jay Uncle Jay unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no no Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/05/15/uncle-jay-explains-may-16-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/05/15/uncle-jay-explains-may-16-2011/#comments Mon, 16 May 2011 01:20:41 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=2018 The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday.  One consolation: no 2012 election!  And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one?  Uncle Jay explains.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/05/15/uncle-jay-explains-may-16-2011/feed/ 14 3:27 The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday.  One consolation: no 2012 election!  And maybe ... The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday.  One consolation: no 2012 election!  And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one?  Uncle Jay explains. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/24/uncle-jay-explains-apr-25-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/24/uncle-jay-explains-apr-25-2011/#comments Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1986 Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working.   Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names.   Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch!   Which do you think the media will slobber over more?  Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/24/uncle-jay-explains-apr-25-2011/feed/ 7 3:24 Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn't working.   Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several ... Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn't working.   Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names.   Meanwhile, get ready for Friday's Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch!   Which do you think the media will slobber over more?  Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 7, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/02/07/uncle-jay-explains-feb-7-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/02/07/uncle-jay-explains-feb-7-2011/#comments Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:11:07 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1839 Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone.   A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera.   And how about this weather!  Uncle Jay explains.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/02/07/uncle-jay-explains-feb-7-2011/feed/ 15 3:19 Egypt's president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone.   A shame he missed the halftime show's surprise appearance ... Egypt's president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone.   A shame he missed the halftime show's surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera.   And how about this weather!  Uncle Jay explains. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: October 4, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/10/03/uncle-jay-explains-october-4-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/10/03/uncle-jay-explains-october-4-2010/#comments Mon, 04 Oct 2010 02:56:16 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1475 That new Facebook movie … is it a “Like” or just a load of app?  Other things in the news aren’t friends, so you can only see some of their profile information.  That’s why you need Uncle Jay to explain it!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/10/03/uncle-jay-explains-october-4-2010/feed/ 11 3:08 That new Facebook movie … is it a "Like" or just a load of app?  Other things in the news aren't friends, so you can ... That new Facebook movie … is it a "Like" or just a load of app?  Other things in the news aren't friends, so you can only see some of their profile information.  That's why you need Uncle Jay to explain it! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: August 9, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/08/uncle-jay-explains-august-9-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/08/uncle-jay-explains-august-9-2010/#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:57:57 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1391 Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong.   How is this possible from such dedicated professionals?  Uncle Jay explains how the news screws up now and then … “now” meaning today and “then” meaning every day before now.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/08/uncle-jay-explains-august-9-2010/feed/ 19 3:18 Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong.   How is this possible from such dedicated professionals? ... Sometimes the news will occasionally … hope you can handle this … get things wrong.   How is this possible from such dedicated professionals?  Uncle Jay explains how the news screws up now and then … "now" meaning today and "then" meaning every day before now. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/07/18/uncle-jay-explains-july-19-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/07/18/uncle-jay-explains-july-19-2010/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1358 BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere …  even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House!   Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this.  Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/07/18/uncle-jay-explains-july-19-2010/feed/ 13 3:13 BP's spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson's spills are fouling the air everywhere ...  even upstaging Lindsay's move to the Big House!   ... BP's spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson's spills are fouling the air everywhere ...  even upstaging Lindsay's move to the Big House!   Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn't have to see this.  Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=603 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/feed/ 21 3:01 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the ... Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 4, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-4-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-4-2008/#comments Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:41:14 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=166 Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity?  The news was full of tough questions like this all week.  Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and more! 

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/08/03/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-august-4-2008/feed/ 0 3:04 Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity?  The news was full of tough questions like this all ... Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity?  The news was full of tough questions like this all week.  Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!  Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 16, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-16-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-16-2008/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:47:57 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=157 Still guessing about who McCain & Obama’s running mates might be?  Hey, it’s more fun than dealing with horrible floods, horrible gas prices and horrible Hulks (that’s a compliment).  Uncle Jay explains what he can, and even figures out Bush’s plan for Iran!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-16-2008/feed/ 1 3:06 Still guessing about who McCain & Obama's running mates might be?  Hey, it's more fun than dealing with horrible floods, horrible gas prices and horrible ... Still guessing about who McCain & Obama's running mates might be?  Hey, it's more fun than dealing with horrible floods, horrible gas prices and horrible Hulks (that's a compliment).  Uncle Jay explains what he can, and even figures out Bush's plan for Iran! Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no