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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000

Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared. Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:41:14 +0000

Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity? The news was full of tough questions like this all week. Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics. Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 16, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:47:57 +0000

Still guessing about who McCain & Obama’s running mates might be? Hey, it’s more fun than dealing with horrible floods, horrible gas prices and horrible Hulks (that’s a compliment). Uncle Jay explains what he can, and even figures out Bush’s plan for Iran!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 26, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:08:14 +0000

Catch Uncle Jay’s rerun from last May 28 and see how much his budget has improved in lighting and News Word boards. New episode next Monday!

Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous “Congress Recess” episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on Sunday, June 1st. Hey, if you’re in the neighborhood, come meet him. For details, click here.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 12, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:57:14 +0000

How does she keep going? Uncle Jay explains everything with this week’s News Word. Well, not everything … nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it. But it’s Monday, so Uncle Jay’s gotta try!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 3, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:31:16 +0000

Uncle Jay’s cold doesn’t keep him from explaining the hot news: controversy about Barack Obama’s middle name, more problems in the Middle East (if there were less, THAT would be news), and a Prince Harry adventure (with a special keepsake pullout section about Princess Diana).

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 11, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:28:19 +0000

Someday in the future we’ll see movies like “Star Wars XIV – Luke’s Compact Flourescent Lightsaber.” But the news also tries to predict the future … and maybe it shouldn’t. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000

What a week! Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. And falling Washington approval ratings. Sorry, no falling oil prices. Uncle Jay explains it all!