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Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:36:34 +0000

The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:01:04 +0000

America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone. Thank goodness one of these questions has an easy answer. Uncle Jay explains the rest!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000

Conan’s upset. Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong. As does Heidi. How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it? Uncle Jay tries to explain.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 18, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:58:53 +0000

Uncle Jay has a quick congratulations for Michael Phelps, and then: Britney Spears! Paris Hilton! Barack Obama! John McCain! You’ll be thrilled to know that none of these people are in this week’s episode. We go straight to Men’s Synchronized Bombing, which Russia might sweep. Uncle Jay explains it all, and earns a Cement Medal.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 28, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:16:41 +0000

The internet has so many different ways of giving you the news. But how do you know which stories to believe? That’s easy … none of them! Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 9, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the famous pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.