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		<description><![CDATA[Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops!   So what&#8217;s left to expain?  The good stuff, of course.  Haha, april Fool!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: March 15, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places.   Uncle Jay explains it all, faster than a speeding Toyota!]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars!   It&#8217;s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform.   Dude, it&#8217;s hard to explain, but Uncle Jay does.]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them.  The system works!  And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness.  Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers.  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness.  Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers.  Uncle Jay explains!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>2:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness.  Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers.  Uncle Jay explains!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 4, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 22:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they've named the flu this week, do not watch TV or ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they've named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 9, 2009</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/08/uncle-jay-explains-feb-9-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was <em>Congress</em> who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:02</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>So Christian Bale has a potty mouth.  But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger!  How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain?  Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 27, 2008</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/26/uncle-jay-explains-oct-27-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/26/uncle-jay-explains-oct-27-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama&#8217;s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain&#8217;s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin&#8217;s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden&#8217;s trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there&#8217;s High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama&#8217;s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain&#8217;s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin&#8217;s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden&#8217;s trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there&#8217;s High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>3:02</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama's getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain's mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin's wiping down ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama's getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain's mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin's wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden's trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there's High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Video Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-oct-6-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>2:58</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>unclejay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works. Hahahaha … just kidding!  Even the people in charge don&#8217;t know how it works!   How do you think they got to be the people in charge?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">It&#8217;s the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Hahahaha … just kidding!  Even the people in charge don&#8217;t know how it works!   How do you think they got to be the people in charge?</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>It's the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It's the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works. 

Hahahaha … just kidding!  Even the people in charge don't know how it works!   How do you think they got to be the people in charge?</itunes:summary>
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