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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lessons learned from this week&#8217;s news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay&#8217;s help!]]></description>
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1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

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1.  Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2.  Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3.  Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that&#8217;s about as sunny as things are going at the moment.   Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that&#8217;s really annoying.]]></description>
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