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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out.  Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Groundhog Day!  It&#8217;s a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don&#8217;t have Rod Blagojevich to kick around anymore.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, let&#8217;s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been.  It didn&#8217;t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who&#8217;s going to be President of New Hampshire?  And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway?  Uncle Jay explains what he can.]]></description>
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