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Uncle Jay Explains: April 26, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:21:25 +0000

It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah, that bad.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:30:03 +0000

SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong condemnation for him/her by liberals/conservatives with a song/song!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:42:52 +0000

Serene, ah? Not this week. And that wasn’t the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” because they each thought he was talking to them. Uncle Jay explains this and more!!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 30, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:27:55 +0000

Obviously, President Obama has been watching Uncle Jay. He’s started doing online videos to answer your e-mailed questions. Uncle Jay is flattered, and will reciprocate by spending trillions of dollars of your money. Hit that tip jar!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:15:26 +0000

Happy New Year! If only it wasn’t starting with such a terrible, never-ending conflict. But enough about Jen and Angelina … Uncle Jay explains everything else!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 16, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:47:57 +0000

Still guessing about who McCain & Obama’s running mates might be? Hey, it’s more fun than dealing with horrible floods, horrible gas prices and horrible Hulks (that’s a compliment). Uncle Jay explains what he can, and even figures out Bush’s plan for Iran!